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📣 Mystery Marketer: Fix Your Listing, Then Launch It

For mystery, cozy and crime authors publishing on Amazon. It grades your blurb against a 12-point mystery rubric, rewrites it from your own facts, picks your categories and 7 keywords, and builds a 30-day launch plan and ARC reviewer pitches for your book. You send the pitches; it never sends anything. $9.99 one-time. No subscription.

Blurb grade, 0–100: 12 checks (hook, sleuth, crime, stakes, shelf signals, vague phrases, self-praise, paragraphs, ending, KDP rules), each with the quote it's judging
Rewrite from your facts only: 150–250 words, no invented plot, no spoilers, re-graded so you see before and after
Title and subtitle check with three subtitle options that name the shelf
3 Kindle categories and 7 keywords that follow KDP's rules: 50 characters, no repeats, no title words, no banned terms
30-day launch plan with real dates, written around your book's hook, setting and budget (including $0)
ARC reviewer pitches: a blogger email, a short Instagram/BookTok DM and an author swap note, compliant with Amazon's review rules

Teammates: Mystery Writer · AI Email Marketer · AI Social Media Manager

Problems this bot solves

Rewrite my book blurb so it sells: a scored grade, a rewrite that keeps your facts, and two alternate opening lines.
Choose Amazon KDP categories for my mystery: three specific shelves with a reason and a trade-off for each.
Write my 7 KDP keywords: seven checked phrases, each covering a different reader search angle.
Plan my book launch: a dated 30-day plan with the posts, emails and checks written for your book.
Find ARC reviewers without sounding spammy: personal pitch drafts and a tracker; you send them yourself.

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What it looks like (Real output from our quality test (a realistic cozy listing; excerpt))

Blurb grade: 55/100 · Person of interest
✗ Opening hook: "Have you ever wondered what secrets lurk behind
  the lace curtains of a sleepy seaside town?"
  Fix: open on the body and Nell's cake.
✗ Specific, not vague: "secrets", "web of lies", "unravel" (6 in total)
✗ Self-praise: "This gripping page-turner will keep you guessing..."

Rewrite, line 1 (score 55 → 100):
"A property developer lies dead at the foot of the lighthouse steps,
and the last thing he ate was Nell Penrose's prize-winning sponge."

Keywords (2 of 7):
1 seaside village amateur sleuth · 30 chars · setting + sleuth
2 clean whodunit no swearing · 26 chars · reader promise

The same test produced 3 categories, all 7 keywords, a dated 30-day plan (with a pre-launch ARC block, because the author had no ARC team) and three pitch drafts, all built from that one book's details.

Runs inside Grok Bot (needs an X Premium subscription, from $30/mo; X Plus at $8 does not include Grok Bot). Get Grok Bot Get Mystery Marketer — $9.99

Rubric: the blurb grade uses the same 12-point mystery-blurb rubric as the free Blurb Grader from Clue to Cart, an independent partner. See it applied to a real four-book cozy series, with before and after scores and a daily rank log, in their public case study.

How you get it: after checkout you land on a private setup page with the full Grok Bot instructions, two-minute setup steps, starter assignments, and support at hello@botdreamteam.com. Paste the instructions into Grok Bot once and your Bot Dream Team™ specialist is trained and ready.

It's a Grok Bot prompt, not an app: it can't log in to KDP, and it never sends, posts or publishes for you. Amazon's categories and rules change, so confirm in KDP. No sales, ranking or review results can be guaranteed.